blacknerdjade:

I am Ingo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 

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A Maury Moment

Ok my first post and this is gonna be a trip lol. I’m going to propose a scenario, and I’d like comments and advice from both the fellas and ladies. So with that being said…… Welcome to  ”A Maury Moment”

Fellas: say you find your High School sweetheart, and begin to date her…. needless to say she’s been through some things since you were last together which has changed her personality drastically from the way you remember her, but under the guise of “we all grow and change” you continue to deal with her. She comes to visit you, and you two have sex not knowing that she’s three months pregnant by her ex-BF….she gets home has a miscarriage and breaks up with you all in the matter of a month….. now in the time since she’s broken up with you you’ve had to all but call the cops to keep this woman from “accidentally” texting you and calling you to tell you how worthless you are because the drama she has in her life you want no parts of…..
Fast forward 2 months this woman emails then calls you from a private number to tell you she is 3 months pregnant (the one and only time you were with her) and that she lied about having a miscarriage and that she is pregnant by you and that she is sorry for all the lies and deceit she put you through… when you ask her what she is talking about she goes off on a tirade again to tell you why your worthless and how she never had intentions on being with you seriously, but she wanted you to know she’s pregnant, but she doesn’t want anything from you…… fellas do you 

A.) Call her bluff get her to have a dna test 
B.) Change your numbers and move 
C.) Once again give benefit of the doubt and believe she is finally being truthful
D.)Take her on Maury and make some money off the whole situation *lol*

Ladies if your were dating a man and he told you he was going through this how would you take it…… 
If this was your brother or best friend what what your advice be….

What the hell is wrong with these people???

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